Donald Trump: "I know the BEST words." (even if I don't use them) #DumbThingsToBragAbout
I can bend my thumbs back at a right angle. #DumbThingsToBragAbout
Your stature. #DumbThingsToBragAbout
How many hot dogs you can eat at a contest. #DumbThingsToBragAbout
How many girls you've gotten pregnant. #DumbThingsToBragAbout
The participation trophy you won in youth baseball. #DumbThingsToBragAbout
You voted for both Clintons. #DumbThingsToBragAbout
Trump knows the bankruptcy laws. #DumbThingsToBragAbout
You graduated summa cum laude from Trump University. #DumbThingsToBragAbout
Gross stuff you've eaten on a dare. #DumbThingsToBragAbout
Holding the NFL record for most interceptions in a game. #DumbThingsToBragAbout
Owning a football personally signed by O.J. Simpson #DumbThingsToBragAbout
Voting for Obama twice. #DumbThingsToBragAbout
Things you brought home from the city dump. #DumbThingsToBragAbout
Holding your high school's truancy record. #DumbThingsToBragAbout
I love Lily Tomlin's telephone operator bit. #ImShowingMyAge
I remember when going to a movie cost a quarter. #ImShowingMyAge
I still have the slide rule I used in high school #ImShowingMyAge
